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voldemortsblog: lucid-flower: ay-drian: getting over someone you never even dated I don’t know why this picture is so accurate i dont know why this picture was ever taken
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willsmith420: sonnys-sexy-dance: pale-quadrant: i just realized why malls are called malls omfg why go to one store, when you could go to them all GASP
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February 2013
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bonaventure-: one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too
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January 2013
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markgatiss: the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away
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why can’t you hear a .... →
noonshiners: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the P is silent
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saltandvinegarcrisps: saltandvinegarcrisps: THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL please don’t start reblogging this again this post ruined my life
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November 2012
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When you're hugging all of your friends goodbye,... →
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October 2012
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Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
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raphmike: That feeling of self pride after you’ve successfully made a phone call.
Oct 9th
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September 2012
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August 2012
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That awkward moment when... →
You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly… Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip. Ouch
Aug 11th
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sereneities: dontbetardyfortheparty: This is the best thing on the whole internet omg. just reblog it. please. don’t ask any question oh my god just reblog it
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dustyanus: thatderpwearingafedora: tunapuss: charlizesittheronmyface: iwillalwayslovethefool: Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well what they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL” SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL? MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
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backofanightingale: jesusc0re: best office moment ever hands down yessss Without a doubt.
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